Malcolm Turnbull, a rejected child, a rejected ALP wannabee, rejected Republican, rejected Opposition Leader, rejected Prime Minister, and Now – just a REJECT. To no end, it is not surprising he is a bitter twisted individual, wreaking havoc and revenge on all who he perceives have been disloyal and rejected him.
In today’s language, his mother, Coral Lansbury, would have been described as free spirited and independent, up and leaving her second husband Bruce Turnbull, and Malcolm at age 10, not before a stint at the National Broadcaster , which explains Mal Function’s penchant for Channel 2. Rejection number 1.
In 1998, Mal Function approached various high level members of the ALP for pre-selection, including, Bob Hawke, Paul Keating, Kim Beazley and Graham Richardson. The ALP flatly refused his generous offer and pointed him in the direction of the Liberal Party. Rejection number 2.
In 1999, Mal Function as head of the Republican Movement, again suffered rejection, when the referendum to change Australia from a Monarchy to a Republic, was flat out rejected by the Australian people. Rejection number 3.
In 2003, Mal Function was pre-selected to contest the seat of Wentworth. In the 2004 Federal General Election, despite a low primary vote, (lower than Dave Sharma’s recent by-election result), Malcolm had arrived, of course he stabbed the previous sitting member of the Liberal Party at pre-selection. Let the stabbing begin. Stabbing number 1.
Having stabbed and leaked on Kerry Packer regarding the take over of Fairfax Media in 1991. Turnbull admitted to leaking, not a trickle, a torrent, he proudly gloated such, far from his denials of leaking whilst a member of Abbott’s Cabinet, then later on the backbench. The Leopard never changes it’s spots. Stabbing number 2.
Following the defeat of the Howard Government in the 2007 federal election, Mal Function lost a vote to Brendan Nelson for leadership of the Federal Liberal Party. Rejection number 4.
Following a party room meeting and leadership spill, on 16th September 2008, Mal Function was elected Leader of the Parliamentary Liberal Party. Stabbing number 3.
With the leftist ALP wannabee, one step from glory, Mal Function, agreed with Rudd on an Emission Trading Scheme, a left wing agenda, which fills the pockets of Merchant Bankers, (and Sons of Merchant Bankers) exactly as the sub-prime mortgage debacle did, which led to the 2008 Global Financial Crisis, still gripping the Australian economy in 2009. Rip off merchants and con men, making billions of $$$ , shuffling pieces of paper, whilst the plebs pay for it.
Mal Function with his arrogance and ego, proclaimed ” I will not lead a party that is not as committed to effective action on climate change as I am”. What a political Novice! The members of the Liberal Party were of the same opinion. He would not lead the party. Tony Abbott was elected leader. Rejection number 5.
On the back of the Climate Change lies that have become a plague through the Western World, Tony Abbott, came to within a whisker of the Prime Ministership of Australia in 2010, except for the cowardice and greed of 2 right leaning Independents, who turned far lefties, Tony Windsor ( I care about the environment but sell my farm to the coal miners ) and Rob ( I just don’t know when to shut the fuck up) Oakeshott. These two dick lickers got into bed with Julia Gillard, to break the deadlock 72/72 seats held by the major parties.
Not to be deterred, Tony Abbott, went onto defeat Gillard/Rudd in 2013, and took the Coalition party to a comfortable majority of 90 of the 150 seats in the lower house. Wouldn’t you think Mal Function would be happy to be in government?, No, the leaker, the stabber, the Reject, wanted to be Prime Minister, his god given right.
Mal Function, in charge of the NBN roll out, failed to deliver on the project, hoping the failure of the service would be the legacy of the Abbott Government. Mal Function moved on Tony Abbott, because of bad opinion polls. Following a Liberal Party meeting on 14 Sep 2015, Mal Function, became leader of the Party, and the following day, was sworn in as the 29th PM of Australia. Stabbing number 4.
Malcolm Turnbull, won the prize he was so after, yet failed to capitalise on his so called “popularity” with the Australia People. He had not yet been elected in a General Election, just stabbed a Liberal Party hero in the back, for his personal gain. He didn’t care for the Liberal Party. Instead of going to an early election, to gain 3 more years, to work his agenda, he gloated, he paraded, he pranced, and when he belatedly called an election, it went on for ever like an Oakeshott speech. Finally, after 8 weeks of campaigning, the King had brought his party and government to a whisker of defeat. Had it not been for the Nationals, gaining an additional seat, the Liberals under Mal Function, had effectively lost the majority Abbott had handed them in 2015. Rejection number 6.
Mal Function’s so called popularity was no more, if it ever was? In an attempt to boost his poor ratings, he throws National’s Leader Barnaby Joyce, under a bus, over a personal private matter. The man responsible for the coalitions wafer thin election win. Stabbing number 5.
Whilst not stating it, Mal Function goes about reviving his Emissions Trading Scheme agenda, with a similar ultimatum as his error of 2009. Turnbull, again threatens his party to do a deal with Labor, on the NEG, then calls for a spill to flush out objectors and test his numbers. He didn’t have them, and today, we are rid of the greatest white ant ever to don the political equivalent of the baggie green. Rejection number 7.
Together with the treachery that has been demonstrated by his tantrum spitting son Alex, Mal Function has been secretly backing Independents in the Wentworth by-election. He has planned the defection of Julia Banks from the Liberal Party, to be an Independent, timed to perfection to overshadow the Prime Minster Scott Morrison’s announcement that the country’s finances, will return to surplus in April 2019.
We can count on the next major announcement the Coalition Government plans to take the fight to Labor, there will be an attempt to be overshadow it, perhaps another shock resignation and defection, this time of Craig Laundy, in the coming months. Mal Function does not leave a legacy of achievement whatsoever. His time as Prime Minister, is a black hole, a mass of wasted energy, sucking everything and everyone down with it.
Due to Malcolm’s propensity to seek revenge on anyone who has wronged him or rejected him, perhaps a Coronial Inquest should be held into his mothers death in 1991, at a young age of 61.
But whatever will be will be, we can see Lucy staying married ’til death they do part!
It would appear, Mal Function, has one last goal to his pathetic political career. To oust Kevin Rudd as the most despised Former Prime Minister. Whilst Kevin has an advantage of a 5 year head start, Mal Function is mowing him down fast.
Mal Function had never landed a finger on the Labor Party, because he simply couldn’t argue a case against their policies, as he was trying to implement the same agenda. BS Bill Shorten, was accused of rape, yet Barnaby had a shag and his mistress a child out of wedlock, it’s a moral dilemma ?
Fuck off Mal Function, you REJECT.